Over at Marvel.com, the esteemed web home of Marvel Comics, they've been running a series of articles about Marvel's history entitled MAKE MINE MARVEL. The series tracks things in Marvel's history that remind one of their "greatness," such as the Mego dolls of the 70's and Marvel Universe cards, neither of which was all that "great" in my opinion. One of the things that I find so hilarious about these tributes is that the articles have now moved into tracking Marvel's movie efforts of the past, especially the ill-fated CAPTAIN AMERICA movie of 1990.
If you've never seen this thing, do yourself a favor and give it a look sometime. It's an absolute train wreck. Every single detail about the movie displays flaws, but some are so classic that they just deserve specific mention:
- Matt Salinger, who was cast as Steve Rogers, wears fake ears on the outside of his Captain America mask. As you will remember, Cap's ears poke out of the side of his mask. For some completely inexplicable reason, the director felt that fake ears looked better than the real thing and had the special effects group make up a few pairs. All I can say is that I defy you to watch Salinger in the Cap suit and not stare at those goofy ears.
- On top of that, the movie waits until the last act to even put Steve Rogers in the suit. Oh, yeah, that worked out well. Must have been the issue with the ears that delayed the use of the suit.
- Albert Pyun was the director of the movie and he shot the film with lighting that is so dark that many scenes are completely lost in terms of detail. If you watch the movie on a small television screen, you'll probably have trouble even figuring out what is going on at times. I guess I shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth.
- The best action sequence of the movie is Steve Rogers riding on his motorcycle.
- Scott Paulin, a pretty decent actor in the 80's, buries his career in the role of the Red Skull. The mask that he wears could not possibly look any more fake than it does on film. Paulin is actually more menacing using his own face than he is when he has the mask on.
The problems associated with this thing go on and on. This was made during the period when Marvel sent Stan Lee to Los Angeles to sell the Marvel characters for use in Hollywood productions, and he managed to sell them to some of the worst producers in the business. This movie is actually one of the better examples, and it's flat out terrible.
Check out the new shine that Marvel puts on this turkey at:
http://www.marvel.com/news/1.1197Check out the movie if you've got a spare hour and a half and a need to watch some real crap.